The following are a collection of short stories and screenplays. Because reading is cool. For your convience, a Read-O-Meter lets you know the amount of reading / time involved in each story.

Note: Stories may contain profanity or gross stuff.
Read at your own discretion.

Short Stories
Sporting : Two fellas hunting in the woods discussing the philosophy of the sport. Featured in the third installment of Artemis, a SCAD publication of literary works.
Read-O-Meter Level: Medium

Worthy Potentials : Desparate parents answer a peculiar flyer in hopes of adjusting their dysfunctional home life.
Read-O-Meter Level: Get a Light Snack

Self-Portrait : A determined photographer bent on creating the best self-portrait ever.
Read-O-Meter Level: Low

Pretty Darn Tasty : Famed county food critic visits a restaurant which creates a unique entrée in order to please him.
Read-O-Meter Level: Low

The Rocket Slide : The greatest slide ever built.
Read-O-Meter Level: Get a Light Snack
 
Short Screenplays
Friendly Neighbors : Recently-turned-wealthy fellow moves to an upscale neighborhood and spends his fortune in a less-than-upscale way.
Read-O-Meter Level: Get a Light Snack

Kibbles in Bits : One man's desparate attempt to save his skin and impress his wife.
Read-O-Meter Level: Medium